#1: Huge Drag-Racing Truck
MPG: .001 City, .002 Highway
It takes a pond’s worth of gas just to get this thing down the drag strip. As soon as you turn the ignition, the 2,000-hp engine starts burning gallon after gallon of our sweet, precious resource. One of Dubya’s favorite rides.
#2: Ford Pinto Monster Truck
MPG: 2 City, 2.4 Highway
As if the ol’ Pinto wasn’t bad enough, converting it into a off-roading beast made it legendarily wasteful. The extra equipment required to power the vehicle on top of the Pinto’s engine sucks up enough gas to drown a whale.
#3: Toyota Land Cruiser
MPG: 5 City, 7.1 Highway
For all the effort Toyota has put into their hybrid vehicles, their SUVs and trucks are pretty much the opposite. With the money spent on the Land Cruiser and its gas each year, you might as well buy a Mercedes.
#4: Lamborghini Murcielago
MPG: 6 City, 8.2 Highway
Gluttony with performance and style. The only problem is that when you crash it at 230mph, the gas in the tank required to even get you going that speed will explode faster than you can say “A-bomb”.
#5: Original Batmobile (with flames)
MPG: 9 City, 12.5 Highway
This 1955 Lincoln Futura, used in 1966, was a dream car for most, even featuring the first car phone. Many, supercrimes were solved/thwarted in this car, mostly due to the gas-guzzling rocket booster in the rear.
This was possibly the worst call in baseball history. At least the most important. If I was an Angels fan, I would still be awake from rage. I thought Scioscia was going to rip someone’s head off. He was surprisingly calm. Mad props to Buerhle for going 9IP strong though. 
