October 12, 2005
Wednesday 
Smurfs ‘bombed’ in UN ad campaign
Did you know the Smurfs were created in Belgium? Anyway, the moral of the story is that war can kill us all with one single strike. In the video, Smurfette gets killed, leaving the Smurfs with no female to carry their species on. In the same way, one massive bomb could do the same to us.
Two-year-old busts a cap in three-year-old
Babies don’t kill babies, babies having babies kill babies.
This isn’t news, I just wanted to remind everyone.
Nomar dives into Boston Harbor to help women
That would’ve been hilarious if he tore his groin doing it. Don’t worry, he’ll tear it soon enough and we can all laugh again. Also, let’s look up where in Charlestown Victor Garciaparra lives and crash his pad with beer. He’d love that.
