Things I Didn’t Know Existed Until Today

McRorie: a one-man synth-metal wrecking crew. Basically, the best stage act ever.

Aaron Small: apparently, this damn Yankee has been undefeated all year, and is 10-0 since being called up. (?!?)

Skycar: Yeah, it really is a flying car. Buy one here.

Uranium is the deadliest metal: and all this time, I thought it was Judas Priest. How disappointing.

The Sox won another thriller last night: Not only should Papi win MVP, but Time’s Man of the Year

Boston has a radio station called “The River”: hahahahah. WTFOMG so teh ghey!1!ONE!!.

Okie Noodling: The Flaming Lips and others did the music for the film. It’s the greatest outdoor activity. Noodling Pics

Posted on September 30, 2005 by chris Posted in Articles

5 Responses to Things I Didn’t Know Existed Until Today

  1. Reply
    ClamBaker5000 September 30, 2005

    When i realized that I could not afford the Skycar, I became really sad.. but then I saw the link for Darth Tater next to the SkyCar picture.. and it became all good.

  2. Reply
    chris September 30, 2005

    Phrase o’ the year so far, courtesy of Darth Tater:
    “I find your lack of butter disturbing!”

  3. Reply
    Jake Plummer is still here. October 3, 2005

    McRorie definitely owns a Skycar.

  4. Reply
    chris October 3, 2005

    With the skills that man possesses, I wouldn’t be surprised if he invented the Skycar

  5. Reply
    Jake Plummer is still here. October 3, 2005

    I once heard that McRorie conjured a Skycar out of thin air using nothing but the drum sensors on his chest while doing a Scorpions cover.

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