Ex-FEMA chief Brown blames ‘dysfunctional’ Louisiana
Gee, that’s a surprise. Imagine taking all of the bad qualities of Quebec and mashing them with some of the worst yokels south of the Mason-Dixon line. It took them 4 days just to figure out that a hurricane was even happening.
Don’t worry, there should only be about 20 more hurricanes to hit the state over the next 10 years. No biggie.
Officials put extra minute on clock during Pats/Steelers game
If anyone tries to say it helped the Pats, just look where the game was played. Don’t blame us if Pittsburghers can’t count or are failed cheaters. RIP, Rodney Harrison, your career may be 100% dundee.
As if being 1-2 wasn’t ugly enough, having a 40-something 4th-option quarterback take over the reins makes the Jets the Ugly Contest winner. Oh well, at least they have the Nets. Ha.
Man becomes U.S. citizen, wins lottery
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
