Bus carrying Rita evacuees catches fire
Sounds like it was a Fung Wah bus. As impressive as a hurricane is, it’s nothing compared to the force of human error. More people will die this hurricane season from bad ideas, poor judgment, and flat-out stupidity than from all the storms combined.
For any Rita flee-ers want to drive to Oklahoma… may I suggest… Arkansas?
Aspen Board of Realtors priced out of Aspen
Looks like they’re doing their jobs a little too well. In Aspen, a typical cardboard box on the street goes for $500/month, and resort cabins have an average price of $74 million. All just to play in the snow.
Ken Griffey Jr to undergo butt surgery
This man’s career has taken me on an emotional journey that has spanned from stratospheric euphoria to gut-wrenching shame. It has now reached unthinkable hilarity.
Shanghai, China bans internet slang
No more MM, PK, or konglong, suckas. Actually, as we all know, enforcing anything on the internet is… what’s the word… impossible. If anything, Chinese slang will proliferate on the black market, and throw the world slang market into chaos.
