London Zoo features human exhibit
Yes, yes, an interesting and amusing comment on society and evolution and whatnot. It’s basically a bunch of art-hippies trying to swindle a vacation and an easy term paper out of this.
All will go well until a devastating combination of sobreity, hormones, bathroom issues, and tribes turn the innocent project into a shockingly horrific, modern Lord of the Flies.
Let the mayhem begin.
Paralyzed golfer hits 2nd hole-in-one
Uh, yeah, and he was golfing alone. This is about the easiest shenanigans call ever made.
Panda’s gender stumps zoo for three weeks
Remember this? Well, they just now figured out that it’s a girl. Imagine if it took three weeks to see if a human was male or female? Yeah, not so good, Al.
420-lb. man steals beer in Idaho
It’s a little bit of where-does-a-10-ton-gorilla-sleep mixed in with alcoholic desperation. He’s done it before, too. Instead of packing on a Freshman 15, he packed on a Freshman Volkswagen.
