August 18, 2005

Thursday permalink

Phantom Car Coming Soon?

Whuuuuut??The technology should revolutionize the way NASCAR fans travel. Entire drunken RV convoys could be controlled by one driver, preferably one who doesn’t have his/her license revoked. But, if anyone ever needed this technology, it’s Roscoe and Boss Hogg.

Patent here

Restaurant’s parking lot is local toilet

Not exactly “compliments to the chef”.

California Cows Fail Latest Emissions Test

I wouldn’t have a problem if the rest of us weren’t downwind from the Pollution State. First it was their cars, then it was their crack fumes, now it’s their bovine methane creating a thick smog that will ultimately cover the entire nation. We have to act now and build a bubble over California before it’s too late.

Kidsbeer proves hit for Japanese minors

Pabst has been making kids’ beer for decades. Look it up. It’s good.

Indiana state cops find pot plants as big as trees

In other news, the number of lumberjacks employed in Indiana just jumped 5,324%

News — Posted by: chris @ 11:19 am


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