Charlie Murphy says Chappelle’s show is ‘done’
Well, at least someone finally admitted it. But, hey, we have Carlos Mencia don’t we!?! Ugh. Whatever, Stella & Reno 911! make it all ok. It’s all ok. It’s all ok. It’s all ok. It’s all ok…
Look out Nike, here comes Reedidas. It sucks always trying to remember if Kobe, A.I., KG, T-Mac and all of them are “with Reebok or Adidas”, so now all we have to know is that they’re not with Nike.
Palmeiro tested positive for steroid NOT found in dietary supplements
He was busted for the same anabolic steroid as Ben Johnson. ‘Twas no accident. Definitely no Hall for him now. Despite having one of the sweetest swings ever. I guess that sweet swing really only has warning track power. Chump.
Antoine Walker & others in biggest NBA trade ever
The Heat got Jason Williams (”White Chocolate”). I guess that means Miami won’t start Dwywyaaeyenwyee Wade as a point guard anymore. Seeing as it already cost them the championship once.
Sam L. Jackson to star in ‘Afrosamurai’
Holy crap. It appears that my favorite clip o’ the year, Afro Ninja, is being turned into a full-length movie. If the flick is anything like the clip, I’ll be watching it several times a day, every single day.
Nudist to be buried fully clothed
I think the only thing worse than a family not respecting a member’s dying wish is naked dead guy at a funeral.
