Rafael Palmeiro suspended 10 games for steroids
Ha! haha ahaha ahaaahah! Viagra. ha.
Boy, is he tainted now.
Atkins diet firm files Chapter 11
Ha! haha ahaha ahaaahah! Just get off the couch. ha.
Woman carries dead baby for 27 years
There was an episode of Law & Order: SVU, I think, and some lady had a calcified fetus chillin’ in her gut purse, and after like 30 years, she started going crazy and imagining the daughter she never had. Then Vincent D’onofrio made fun of her.
Denver officials want to buy a tank to protect against WMD
They should buy a tank to protect against meth addicts who steal tanks and drive them on city streets like that one guy on Fox’s Best Police Videos episodes. So classic.
Powdered alcohol scares authorities
Now we can all be kids in a candy store again, thanks to Alcopops.
It wasn’t the guilt that got her, it was the DJing at An Tua Nua.
It sure is a good thing they plan on installing turn signals on the tank. The absolute last thing you’d want to do during a terror attack is piss someone off by not signaling your turn.
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