July Is/Was American Beer Month
This is good to know. With TWO DAYS LEFT in the month. Ugh. Thanks a lot, Louisville Channel. Apparently the good folks at the station have been suds-blasted for the last 4 weeks, and have just now gotten around to informing us of our common duty as citizens of this great land. What, were they afraid no beer would be around for them to drink if they told everyone?
Dah, well, we can still make the best of this weekend. Report back on Monday with the number of gallons of beer that you drink over the next three days.
More info: AmericanBeerMonth.com
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