Waiting on The Phoenix to offer me a jobby-job Screw ‘em

Downloaded the new Family Guy movie (see: piratebay.org)

Ganked a bass (guitar)

Scored a shutout in Fantasy Baseball

Watched yet another hilarious episode of Stella

Tennis, tennis, tennis

Working on a friggin’ e-postcard for some realty company

Got a box of Jinro with only Korean on it. No idea what’s inside… yet…

Three to go…

“Official site of shrimp scampi”

IRA to disarm

This is momentous, folks. Iffin’ ye give a hoot about Ireland/UK and all that, anyway. When they strike a massive deal with the British government for coolin’ out, it’ll be the proverbial pot o’ gold at the end of the rainbow. Too bad only a select few people will get paid for not being terrorists.

Whatever, none of it really makes any sense. And neither does this

Japanese develop ridiculously-real-looking android

And you thought the killer robots would look like the ones in I-Robot. Nope, they’re going to look exactly like you and me. Which is why the robot revolution will be so destructive. It’ll pretty much go on till one person or robot is left. Strangely enough, Osama bin Laden will be one of the first ones killed by our robotic foes.

Mel Gibson’s new movie: Apocalypto

Mel G. seems to be bent on selling fake history. First, Braveheart, then that Jeebus movie, then this junk. And don’t get me started on that stupid alien crappy ending of Signs. Heh, actually, that’s the most realistic movie of all of those.

Blind kid can whoop you in video games

Yeah, but it’s Mortal Kombat. Who’s played that in the last 10 years but him?