| Let’s face it, we love it when divers smash their heads on diving boards. It’s the only thing that makes diving exciting.
Frankly, it’s the only reason we care (?) about Greg Louganis.
(Brian and Peter driving their car and doing jumps like in the Dukes of Hazzard)
Peter: Freakin sweet! Next time we’ll have Chris be Anus and Meg can be Boss Hog
Brian: Enos.
Peter: What did I say?
Brian: Anus.
Peter: eheheahhehehheahhahehaehhhaheha
Today, we were blessed with a classic grill-smashing dive, courtesy of American 17-year-old Chelsea Davis at the World Swimming Championships in Montreal.
Judges from South Africa, Austria, and India gave the face-buster perfect scores of 10.0, while other judges gave near-perfect scores, with the Japanese judge giving the lowest score, an impressive 9.8.
Afterwards, the Finnish judge commented, “It was beautiful, she pretty much hit the entire top half of her face on the board, causing a thunderous ‘BOOM!’ that I won’t forget. It took us nearly 15 minutes to stop laughing. After we realized she wasn’t dead or anything, ya know.”
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