Man’s 1,191-lb. shark disqualified from contest for being six minutes late
The fisherman said that the reason he was late was because he spent most of the afternoon pulling his legs from the shark’s mouth. He recounted, “The only thing that kept me alive was knowing that I’d be able to enter the contest once I killed the S.O.B. Now I wish the shark had just eaten me.”
Soon after, he tried to climb into the shark carcass’s mouth while yelling, apparently in tongues. Contestants and lookers-on had to pull him away crying from the dead beast.
Easily one of the most exciting shark contests of the year.
Must-see Mugshot o’ the day: here
British have changed little since Ice Age
With teeth like the woolly mammoth and cooking skills of the neanderthal, British folks are a living lesson in history. The resilient islanders simply refuse to evolve, and their very weird traditions illustrate this.
Last night, I read a blurb in Maxim about Carmen Electra being tricked into eating blood pudding. Is there anyone who hasn’t fallen for that?
Jermaine Dupri feels underappreciated
I say we make tomorrow, July 22nd, National Jermaine Dupri Day. Everybody wear your favorite Atlanta clothing, go to your nearest Gold Club or other strip joint, and bust out your Mariah Carey cds in honor of one of hip-hop’s most enduring names. Perk up, JD, at least you aren’t on this list.
Japanese females excited over National Diddling Day
Now both Canada AND Japan are cooler than the U.S. I’m going to start packing when I get home.
