Good recap of celebrity insanity this summer
GD celebs have been even crazier than this guy. Of course Cruise, Holmes, Chappelle, and Spederline are mentioned. But, actually, the weirdest celebrity moment of the summer so far has to be when Walter Matthau broke into Carl Lewis’ house.
By the way, I saw a commercial for Deuce Bigolo 2 last night. I’m buying a one-way ticket to the moon.
Arnold the Crime-Fighting Pig Dies
PTFO to a true American hero. Like so many before him, he did something sort-of courageous, rested on his big fat laurels, put on hundreds of pounds, and died of a heart attack. For some reason, they cremated him instead of turning him into 750 delicious meals.
Related: Drew Rosenhaus saves a drowned kid’s life?!?!?!?!
UK teachers say term ‘fail’ should be ‘deferred success’
I disagree. I think, if anything, the term should be harsher. Instead of “fail”, it should be “ruin your future”. Since grades and schooling are so important. Oh, wait. Nevermind. Ah, teachers. They try so hard. Bless ‘em.
9,000-Year-Old Beer Made From Chinese Recipe
We’re going to get a keg of it for our late-July party. It’s going to cost roughly $87,000, so we may ask for donations. Developing…
