The story goes:
Cops find underage drinking in a park, so they confiscate the beer. They take it back to the station, and upon realizing there probably won’t be a trial or anything, they remove it as evidence. To get rid of it, they drive to a random park, yell out the window at some people, ask them if they want free beer and give it to them, as for once, they really ARE good cops.
So, in their honor, here are blurbs that come from Google when you search for “cops with beer”:
“Fat old cops with beer bellies and bald spots”
“GET SOME COPS WITH BEER AND CRACK OVER HERE!”
“unless you bribe the cops, with beer, that is”
“Flashing girlies and drunk-ass punks assaulting cops with beer bottles.”
“A great place to drive around in front of cops with beer cans on your dashboard !”
They actually did not return to the park to give it out, they just gave it to the next person on the street… the best story i have ever heard belonged to the cop who had to replace the beer that had been in evidence because the case actually did go to court.. the beer he brought to court had a born on date from after the date of arrest…. ooops!
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — July 20, 2005 @ 3:19 pm
Whatever, whatever. It’s not like cops can read.
Comment by chris — July 20, 2005 @ 3:53 pm