Pink Floyd to Re-Unite for Live 8

Roger Waters will take time off from his job as Bill Walton’s stunt double to reform Pink Floyd with Gilmour, Wright, and Mason for an appearance at July’s Live 8 concert in London.

It’ll be the first time they’ve performed together since the days of The Wall, meaning roughly 35 million people will be attending the show. London’s thoroughfares and airports are also expected to be stuck in gridlock for several weeks before and after the band’s performance.

Christina Aguilera’s Music Used As Torture At Gitmo

That has to be a borderline war crime. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemies. Except for maybe X-tina herself.

Duke University Health System Washed Surgical Tools In Hydraulic Fluid

Despite putting patients in “immediate jeopardy” and getting complaints from the staff about lubed-up equipment, the hospitals did not address the problem for several weeks. Hospital administrators blame the fiasco on a misunderstanding of an internal memo calling for operations to run more smoothly.

Sheep urine helps fight pollution

As a breakthrough in anti-smog and anti-greenhouse gas technology, a fine mist of sheep urine will be sprayed around metropolitan areas though a network of pipes and sprayers. The airborne urine will react chemically with the pollution, dissolving the toxins, but will also leave a thin layer of urine everywhere, much like the coating of pollen we’ve seen lately. It’s either that or lose the ozone.