New virus deletes gypsy music from computer
Finally, a solution to my gypsy music infestation problem. One night, I was on my computer downloading some songs, when a rogue mp3 snuck into my files. That mp3 was a wistful gypsy ballad that, just like regular gypsies, crapped all over the hard drive (house) and multiplied uncontrollably. Before I knew it, I had 25 albums worth of gypsy music that I didn’t even download.
But now, this virus will rid me of the gypsy scourge, and I can go back to listening to Zamfir undisturbed.
Related: Check out some of this gypsy music.
Ex-Forest Ranger Starts, Hurt In Classroom Fire
Pretty classic shiz.
One-Third of U.S. Scientists Admit To Misconduct
And I’m sure the other two-thirds are lying. It’s no surprise though. When’s the last time a scientist contributed to society, anyway? Jonas Salk? Anton Van Leeuwenhoek? Beakman?
Historic church in Weymouth Landing destroyed by fire
“Come on Jallow, stop your crying now.” Police believe the fire may have been started by the activist group, Super Lesbians Against Pedophile Priests (SLAPP), but a barn cat is also thought to be involved. Developing…
Giant balls of mucus fertilize the ocean
I’m pretty sure that’s the punchline.
Dude, that barn cat looks familiar. In fact, it sort of looks like my new coworker, Murderous Jesse. Wait a second…where’d that tail come from?
Forest Ranger Powderhorn Bomb, don’t fail me now!
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