Local Austrian Wins Beard Olympics
In the warm-ups to October’s World Beard & Moustache Championships in Berlin, a hometown hero has won the Beard Olympics in Leogang, Austria. His freestyle beard, dubbed “Der Octoficker”, according to its owner, is based upon the appearance of a giant octopus that ate his father in the 1950’s.
By growing his beard in that shape, he hopes to exorcise the ghost of the great seabeast that effectively ruined his life. In August, he has a trip planned to Indonesia to hunt down the massive octopussy, who hasn’t been seen since 1996, when it devoured a tour boat, killing all 13 people aboard.
Ok, yo, I’m going to a cookout now, and I’m going home after that. So, here are some links. Write your own blurbs or something. I gets the day off. Later, y’all.
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I told you we could go to canada and vacation all summer and live off of selling our urine
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — June 9, 2005 @ 1:02 pm
Contrary to what you may think, Skos, getting shitass drunk in Montreal then peeing on a homeless guy is not at all the same thing as going to Canada to live off of selling your own urine. That dude was pretty angry.
Comment by Earl Boykins...he's better than bad, he's good. — June 9, 2005 @ 8:24 pm
He had it coming to him…defending “Yard Sale Style” Hockey warrants me peeing on him… now, on the other hand, you mowing down all of Montreal’s chinatown in your car was not cool
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — June 10, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
You should have heard all of the shit that Chinatown was talking about your mirror beard. I was only defending your honor.
Comment by Earl Boykins...he's better than bad, he's good. — June 10, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
Tylenol maker….
Concurrent tylenol and motrin. Dogs take tylenol. Tylenol recall. Tylenol overdose. Chemicals bonds in tylenol. Tylenol….
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