Local Austrian Wins Beard Olympics
In the warm-ups to October’s World Beard & Moustache Championships in Berlin, a hometown hero has won the Beard Olympics in Leogang, Austria. His freestyle beard, dubbed “Der Octoficker”, according to its owner, is based upon the appearance of a giant octopus that ate his father in the 1950’s.
By growing his beard in that shape, he hopes to exorcise the ghost of the great seabeast that effectively ruined his life. In August, he has a trip planned to Indonesia to hunt down the massive octopussy, who hasn’t been seen since 1996, when it devoured a tour boat, killing all 13 people aboard.
Ok, yo, I’m going to a cookout now, and I’m going home after that. So, here are some links. Write your own blurbs or something. I gets the day off. Later, y’all.
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