Dwarfs face bulls in Mexico’s mini-fights

This has always been one of my favorite dwarf sports.

When a bull gores a little dude, it’s much more dramatic and physically stunning than when it happens to a regular-sized toreador. Those wee fellas can’t take a pointy horn the way everyone else can.

My top 5 favorite dwarf sports to watch:

1. Dwarf swimming
2. Dwarf pole vault
3. Dwarf bullfighting
4. Dwarf chess
5. Dwarf speedskating

Man’s Leg and Spine Fall From Airplane, Hit Long Island Home

Some jackalope tried to hitch a ride from Senegal to New York to pursue a career in nuclear physics, but his plan was cut short when something chopped him all up and his guts and spine were tossed all over Long Island. It’s a shame to see so many dreams end this way.

Busboy Finds Jimmy Buffett’s Cell Phone, Gets Stoned, Possibly Called Bill Clinton

It’s a prankster’s dream to find a celebrity’s contact list. Among J-Buff’s contacts are Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, Cam’ron, George Clooney, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, and Bill Gates:
“One of these things is not like the others”

Kids Diggin’ On New Fake Bullet-proof Fashion

I saw Tom Brady in Hip Zepi the other day trying some on.

Dubya’s Approval Rating 20 Points Lower Than Clinton’s On Day Of Impeachment

52% of us disapprove of Captain Gumby’s performance these days. What happened to all you margin voters that hit Dubz up with some love back in November? Change your mind? Now we’re stuck wit ya boy till 200-freaking-8. Thanks a lot. Democracy sucks.

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