Let’s face it: a lot of the world’s best names come from sports. Athletes from across the globe and Alabama compete together every day in our sporting arenas, often times with ridiculous names.
The NFL is the home of some of these ridiculous names, and I have selected an essential Pro Bowl team of names around the league. Other sports will follow.
| Offense | Defense |
| QB - Cleo Lemon - SD RB - B.J. Sams - Bal RB - Omar Easy - KC WR - Craphonso Thorpe -KC WR - Jerricho Cotchery - NYJ TE - Alge Crumpler - Atl C - Richie Incognito - StL G - Brian Rimpf - Bal G - Damien Woody - Det OT - Flozell Adams - Dal OT - Rolando Cantu - Ari K - Billy Cundiff - Dal |
DE - Delbert Cowsette - TB DE - Ebenezer Ekuban - Den DT - Cletidus Hunt - GB DT - Cleveland Pinkney - Car LB - Tedy Bruschi - NE LB - R-Kal Truluck - KC LB - Dontarrious Thomas - Min CB - Mike Rumph - SF CB - Randall Gay - NE S - Reggie Tongue - NYJ S - Atari Bigby - Mia P - Steve Cheek - KC |
Honorable mention:
Jermaine Wiggins TE MN, DeMarcus Faggins CB Hou, Ashley Lelie WR Den, Orlando Huff/Orlando Ruff LB Ari/NO
rimph RIMPH!
Comment by Naked Zorro — June 7, 2005 @ 12:53 pm
If Brian Rimpf, Mike Rumph, Orlando Huff, and Orlando Ruff were on the same team, all hell would break loose.
Comment by chris — June 7, 2005 @ 1:19 pm
you forgot Atari Bigby, safety for the Miami Dolphins
Comment by mac — June 10, 2005 @ 1:00 pm
son of a bitch! thanks for the heads up
Comment by chris — June 10, 2005 @ 1:22 pm
How could you leave off Sam Gash?
Comment by drew — June 14, 2005 @ 1:44 pm
cuz he isn’t in the league any more
Comment by chris — June 14, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
How could you not have Dunta Robinson? (who should get bonus points for having his name pronounced Don-tay, like the writer of the Inferno)
Comment by ganderson — June 15, 2005 @ 9:45 am
While Dunta is funny, he doesnt earn a starting spot over Rumph or Gay. No way.
That, and there are a few other anomalies like that, like Andra (And-ray) Davis and others. We’ve all seen hundreds of ways to spell Dante’. I had to sum them all up with Dontarrious Thomas.
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