Similar to my fried mayonnaise sandwich recipe, this tuna & peas dish will send your taste buds soarin’. This particular recipe comes from Joann Rudeman via Epicurious.com:

Tuna and Peas - Link to recipe

A quickly-made, healthy and tasty treat. Mildly aromatic and divinely inspired.

-2 large-sized cans of tuna
-2 large-sized cans of peas
-a healthy portion of mayo

In a large metal bowl, combine the tuna and peas.
Add 4 tablespoons of mayo (You may wish to add more or less mayo depending on preference)

Stir ingredients until mayo is evenly distributed.
Makes 1-2 servings.

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