Bought this this drum machine
Jallow got Korged.

Going to Spoon tomorrow, M.I.A/LCD Soundsystem on Thursday

Röyksopp is playing @ the Paradise the night before we leave for Austin City Limits

Why do so many people I know own tickets to the WFNX Autolux/Etc/Louis XIV/Etc/Killers/Etc/Interpol show? I want answers… and possibly a ticket.

Pitchfork reviews the new White Stripes album, “Get Behind Me Satan” - plus, J-Dubz says his marriage is legit.

Some amusing Coldplay backlash.

Gorillaz are taking this virtual thing way too far.

Peep Lindsay Lohan’s new video for “(I Want To Come) First” - Nice title. Not as nice as Kum ‘n’ Go, though.

Check out Boston’s 2,536th-favorite band, Hats & Glasses.
“When the sun goes down/We say sun come up/For us” YEAH!

Eminem, Crapoleon Dynamite Rule @ MTV Movie Awards

I’m not going to say something like “why can’t the MTV Movie Awards be like they used to?” because they were never, ever good, but isn’t this about the 20th time Eminem has been involved with an MTV awards show? He didn’t even do anything this year. He spent six months rehabbing a tattoo and building a birdhouse. That’s it.

Speaking of not doing anything, Napoleon Dynamite managed to win a ton of the non-respected MTV moon men, finally closing the nerdiest chapter in American movies since ‘Squints’ Palledorous.

Russell Crowe arrested in New York for assault

Fresh off of a training regiment for ‘Cinderella Man’ that required him to inject a quart of horse steroids each day, actor Russell Crowe went apeshit and threw a phone in a hotel worker’s face. The hotel employee allegedly had neon-pink stripes running through his mullet and when he told Crowe, the leader of a worldwide mullet standards organization, that he would not wash the stripes out, Crowe went ballistic. Crowe’s agent said he “spent the rest of the night in his hotel crying and eating bon-bons, ashamed of what he had done.”

Second-String Welsh Rugby Team Destroys USA 77-3

Congress needs to step in and start forcing NBA and NFL players to play for the rugby team and help out the country. If the USA keeps taking ridiculous beatings from Wales like this, they’re going to laugh us out of the UN, Poland will tease us, and Canada will invade our sorry asses just because they can.

Man seriously injured after being hit by ambulance

Yeah, yeah, irony, etc…

“Keeping Anjelica Huston Crack-Free since Thursday”