Through old age and illness, retired 91-year-old FBI Agent Mark Felt didn’t realize it when he told his family that he was Deep Throat, but the damage has been done, and I’m glad the secret’s out. I’m hoping a lot more great secrets of the 20th century are revealed soon as senility makes old important folks blab more.
If that shocking JFK assassin report would ever come out, we’d be in Jackpot City.
KFC Burned During Riot In Pakistan
Karachi Fried Chicken and its trademark Southern taste were targeted in a riot in which a spectrum of temperature-related deaths took six victims. Four KFC workers were burned and 2 died in the freezer hiding out. Too bad they couldn’t help each other.
Rioters also stole 50 fresh chickens and fashioned them into salmonella bombs, as delicious mashed potatoes and buttery corn fueled their rage.
