“Official site of the Osbournes moving back to England”
May 25, 2005
Wednesday 
I Cannot Deal With Phil Spector’s Hair (click pic)
I may have to create an Entertainment Afro Guide.
The famed producer of the “Wall of Sound” in the 1960’s has constructed an even larger body work, his Wall of Hair, trumping even Diana Ross.
Scientists believe that if the hair continues to expand at such a rate, in six months, it will have a gravitational pull equivalent to that of Venus. Spector’s hair is currently orbited by three moons, one of which may have water on its surface. Developing…
Man Falls For Russian Internet Love Scam
Haven’t we all at one point or another, though?
I officially called San Antonio in 5, and the Pistons in 4 over Miami. It’ll probably be Spurs in 4 and Pistons in 5.
Oh well, I still look like a genius. Wade Dwyane won’t be able to drag Shaq’s 325-lb. ass all over the court against D’s D, and Quentin Richardson is possibly the worst player in playoff history. Last night within about 5 minutes, he turned the ball over three times, committed a foul, got T’d up, missed 3 ugly shots, but still managed to pull the fist-to-forehead pound.
The Suns would be better off playing with four men on the court.



