Wally World’s not going to stop until they make a customer of every person in the world. Wal-Mart, the great bastion of modern convenience is giving the old-fashioned Amish a massively ironic kick in the pantaloons, and rolling back prices on ridicule for the rest of us. First, Wal-Mart destroyed the local grocer/shopkeep, then Vermont’s landscape, and now the last holdout of true religion in America. Swell, progress.
Mother’s breastmilk saves vet set ablaze on bus
Is there anything that pure Cambodian breast milk can’t do?
Upskirt subway camera causes bomb scare
Oh yeah, that’s where I left it.
ESPN Writer ‘Tased,’ Arrested for Redonk DUI
The NASCAR section of ESPN.com is even as drunk and trashy as real life. No surprise there.
Univ. of Iowa to Offer Pornography Course
It’s the 21st century and Iowans still don’t know about porn? No surprise there, either.
