It definitely looks and sounds better than the Xbox 360. Most importantly, it didn’t require a stupid ass name like “Xbox 360″ to make it marketable to Colorado sk8r punks. And by punks, I mean annoying brats who still drink Sunny D when they’re 20. Hey, Billy, your mom rocks!
Kylie Minogue Has Breast Cancer
At least it’s not ass cancer. But finally, though, a ridiculously hot woman gets tha BC, giving men a reason to discuss the disease now. I bet you right now if she has to have a radical breastectomy, said tat will be auctioned on eBay. I’d buy it.
Man Cannot Sue Ex Over Fractured Penis
Yeah, homey, that’s your own fault. If you can’t slippedy-slide your way out of danger, you shouldn’t be laying there in the first place.
Coach beaten unconscious during girls rugby match
Another incident of rugby girl roid rage. I blame Barry Bonds. And Giambi’s buttworm.
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
Tragedy strikes the midget world yet again. The worst part is that only 35 midgets entered the ring. After the lion was finished ripping their tiny limbs from their bodies, he went into the crowd and ate seven more littl’uns.
