If you’ve ever been to a dive bar, you know what a Megatouch game system is.
It’s video game system that’s at the corner of the bar, usually manned by a cracked-out Mexican or a crowd having a good time.
If there’s a joyful crowd around it, they’re probably playing Erotic Photo Hunt, the best bar video game ever invented.
We’ve played at many different locations around Boston, and the best score I was ever a part of was somewhere in the 390,000 point range. Some people claim to have topped a 1,000,000, which I find both disturbing and awe-inspiring.
The only great tips I have are to play with as many people from both sexes as possible, put the tall people in back, and divide the screen up among players.
Enjoy the following links:

Merit Industries, the manufacturer


I’m ready for a re-match…..bring it on! I’ve been practicing!
Comment by Mel — May 16, 2005 @ 3:48 pm
We need to crack 500,000. I won’t stop feeding money into the machine until we do.
Comment by chris — May 16, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
K so basically we won’t be able to afford to drink, go on the float trip, or do anything else that weekend besides play “the game”….I’m in!
Comment by Mel — May 16, 2005 @ 4:48 pm
alls i want to do is download photohunt so i can play on my comp can you help
Comment by beverly — May 21, 2005 @ 2:08 am
you can download a version of the game called Critical Seeker here
or play a really tough version online here
there’s nothing exactly like the real deal, because that would be a massive copyright violation and the good folks at Merit aren’t going to make one themselves any time soon.
p.s. the best we could do last night was 315?
Comment by chris — May 21, 2005 @ 10:04 am
your a pothetic schmuck!!
Comment by dave — August 7, 2006 @ 2:46 am
we got 418,000 that s irelands top score so………………………………..
Comment by flawio — December 15, 2006 @ 7:15 am
I work in a club, Im a barback, and two of the bartenders and I have been working at it for the past……2 months or so, Only recently have we started to buckle down and realize the SERIOUSNESS of beating the high scores (which we all own mixing our names together). I think our highest is 298,000
we SHALL get there though. Does anyone know of a demo for the computer ????? Obviously itd be click not touch but….so addicting I want to play at home!
Comment by Hunter — February 3, 2007 @ 5:39 am
Hahahah!! Not only did I just look up and realise that the question had already been ASKED as well as ANSWERED, The person who asked the question….BEVERLEY….is almost CERTAINLY one of the aforementioned people that I play with, since the one of us whom is the BEST at this game…..is Beverley. It MUST be her. Hi bev. See you at work
Comment by Hunter — February 3, 2007 @ 5:42 am
543,000… if anybody can top that come to san francisco and challenge me
Comment by Eli — March 14, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
1,000,000 points, I can honestly say is impossible. We top out at 376,000 and I feel we can do better, maybe 420,00 at best. However, no one can get beyond the 27th or 28th round, which gives you no more than 1.5 seconds to find 5 differences.
Comment by Hadleys — March 27, 2009 @ 8:02 pm
I get over 500,000 on a regular basis, i have several photos for proof… its not talking out my ass i literally average 500,000 per play BY MYSELF it is not impossible i have gotten all the way into round 47 at a score of 692,000. again i have several pictures to prove it
Comment by Jay — May 31, 2009 @ 4:37 pm
Your are my hero………….
NOT
Get a job & a life
Comment by Tom — September 9, 2009 @ 10:32 pm
Drink more beer and you will do better.
May the force be with you
Comment by Tom — September 9, 2009 @ 10:36 pm
Looking for a site to download erotic photo hunt to my iPad… Any help
Comment by Stevie — April 11, 2010 @ 12:08 pm