There’s a punk who roams the streets of Boston that goes by the name “Elie Falcon” (below right), which is awkwardly similar to “Edie Falco”
Anyway, Mr. Falcon was at a party in Allston recently. Also at the party was a gal in town from Connecticut, who recognized Mr. Falcon from his Myspace page. Then, at some point during the night, Mr. Falcon and his cohorts took a fancy to rocking this girl’s world – but not in a good way.
Despite having a restraining order against him by the tenants of the abode, Mr. Falcon and his punks were able to leave a trail of destruction, shaking the Establishment to its foundation:
Offense #1: Unleashing a dubious cocktail of urine, big feces, and vomit in her backpack.
Offense #2: Calling her mom with her cell, saying she was being gang-raped, then destroying the phone
Offense #3: Spraying her with lighter fluid and setting her ablaze, causing second- & third-degree burns
It turns out the girl lived, but the diabolical Mr. Falcon is still on the loose. And we need your help. Here’s what we’ve got:
His Geocities page (w/ Fraggle Rock pic)
His Myspace.com page (jackpot)
His Livejournal page
If you see him on the street, try to approach the suspect. If at all possible, attempt to set his hairspray-soaked mohawk on fire, take pictures, and post them in a comment on this site.
the dude is Vin Diesel’s scrawny gay euro trash bother
He reminds me of Rufio from Hook, but twice as gay
wait, isn’t that another one of the pictures from his page??
uncanny.
Alleged “burn victim” getting a beer can thrown at her while she gets frisky with an allston punk in front of a group of people.
It’s sad people sympathize with fat, nazi, shit-talking, poser, whores. It’s wrong to accuse people of doing things you heard 5th hand when you “Chris” were not even there.
Nice Try.