We were talking and we decided that we want to get Ashley “Scheissenporn” Silverthorne to fly to Boston for my birthday party in 
August, but we have to convince her first.
We know a) she charges $350/hr and b) is a clean and condom-using escort, so we’re all set in that department.
We just need to convince her to get a babysitter (cause no way she can bring her kid), jump on a plane for weekend, and hit up the 5-9.
I’ve never solicited a prostitute online before, so I’m not sure what to say to her.
Any ideas? A little help here?
for legal reasons use an alias…like joanna rudman for example…
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — May 11, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
legal reasons? we don’t need no stinking legal reasons.
Comment by chris — May 11, 2005 @ 3:06 pm
well humor value as well.. you could use jj rudeman
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — May 11, 2005 @ 3:54 pm
JJ rudick?
Comment by chris — May 11, 2005 @ 4:10 pm
maybe you can consult the prostitute on Farrington St.. she may give you insights
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — May 12, 2005 @ 9:59 am
What’s her beeper #?
Comment by chris — May 12, 2005 @ 11:00 am
why not just visit her address?
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — May 12, 2005 @ 11:16 am
What’s her cardboard box #?
Comment by chris — May 12, 2005 @ 11:24 am
maybe allston can be the home of classier prostitutes..you know, like the ones with teeth.
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — May 12, 2005 @ 11:34 am
It’s up to us to recruit them. We have to wrangle as many non-handicapped hookers to the A-B as we can.
Aw hell, let’s find some handicapped ones too.
Comment by chris — May 12, 2005 @ 11:36 am
and we need to have our hobo fights scheduled so that we can get viewers
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — May 12, 2005 @ 11:47 am