Aide: Chappelle’s Show Not Halted Because of Drugs
Right, and I’m Babe Ruth.
I envision that DC has actually become Tyrone Biggums, but it could be even worse. $50,000 crack party every day at 5pm.
Why not just film it?
Fight over finger found in custard
I think it should be settled by putting the finger on a marble pedestal in the middle of a field, with each man on a horse, opposite each other 100 feet away from the finger. At the sound of the gun, whomever reaches the finger first gets to keep it, but if it touches the ground, both men will be shot. And their horses.
Denise Coke Arrested For 33 lbs. of Coke
33 lbs. that were on their way to New York City and the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Cinco de Mayo Party. I, myself, pounded 5 PBR tallboys in honor of 5/5/5, but it still wasn’t enough to goggle my view at the ugly-filled Whitehorse last night.
Audioslave Will Be First American Band in Cuba
Cuba can keep ‘em. Just send us a box of cigars and we’ll call it even. We’ll throw a ‘57 Chevy that can be used as a raft in the deal, too.
