Dubya Celebrates Cinco De Mayo a Day Early
Despite being one of the few holidays with the date as its name, Dubz still managed to screw Cinco de Mayo up. He had some “authentic” Mexicans over to the House on the 4th to show that yes, we still want them to be our friendly beach resort bitch. Thanks, Mexico, keep on rockin’ in the free world.
I’ll be hittin’ up La Mamma and Blanchard’s when I get home and get my Drinko de Mayo on.
‘Chronic Candy’ hits the market
It’s not really that big a deal; Snickers has been putting opium in their candybars for almost 100 years. You learn something every day, don’t you?
Gore To Get Internet Lifetime Achievement Award
Little does Big Al know that this is just an elaborate prank by Ashton Kutcher.
Man accused of threatening to kill Somerville mayor
If the Somerville mayor doesn’t deport the two Czech girls @ Mike’s place on Morrison Ave, he’s going to have a lot of trouble from me, too.
It’s Czech-out time, bitchez!