I’m going to need a 1,000 good reasons NOT to go to the Austin City Limits Festival

So we can all start getting into the swing of things:
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – Summertime lyrix

Setting the record straight on bum wines

Trent Reznor’s been doing some weird Q & A thing on the NIN site, in which he explains trains and cd booklets. Hmmm.

All the Radiohead artwork you could ever want.

The .torrent of the new Oasis album. Hey, at least it’s free.

The obviously stupid Ramones Name Generator

The latest installment of Why the Yankees Suck courtesy of Klapisch @ ESPN

Tons of styles of gold teeth – I’m all about N77

In honor of the dead Guatamullet, here’s some beautifully in-depth coverage of the mullet.

Dubya Celebrates Cinco De Mayo a Day Early

Despite being one of the few holidays with the date as its name, Dubz still managed to screw Cinco de Mayo up. He had some “authentic” Mexicans over to the House on the 4th to show that yes, we still want them to be our friendly beach resort bitch. Thanks, Mexico, keep on rockin’ in the free world.

I’ll be hittin’ up La Mamma and Blanchard’s when I get home and get my Drinko de Mayo on.

‘Chronic Candy’ hits the market

It’s not really that big a deal; Snickers has been putting opium in their candybars for almost 100 years. You learn something every day, don’t you?

Gore To Get Internet Lifetime Achievement Award

Little does Big Al know that this is just an elaborate prank by Ashton Kutcher.

Man accused of threatening to kill Somerville mayor

If the Somerville mayor doesn’t deport the two Czech girls @ Mike’s place on Morrison Ave, he’s going to have a lot of trouble from me, too.

It’s Czech-out time, bitchez!

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