Gil HOY! Holla atcha boy!

Update: We Won! (pdf)

Today is May 3, which means it’s Election Day for the Town of Brookline.

Peeps will be casting and mis-casting their votes today all over the town. In the tightest race, Gil Hoy will go up for re-election as a Selectman against somebody or somebodies.

It is a position that he has held for several bloated years that have been spent cutting red tape and officiating arm-wrestling events.

I guarantee you that as soon as I get home from work, I will be shouting Gil Hoy’s name from our porch in Allston, the adopted home of Gil Hoy.

Brookline rejoice! Gil Hoy! Gil Hoy!

Note: If you are Gil Hoy, and you are reading this, you have a stronghold in Allston now. Run for something in Allston, yo, I swear you will win.

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P.S. “A Taste of Allston Village” is tonight, and damn, I wish I was going. Oh well, I’ll be at the Middle East for Caribou/Junior Boys/Russian Futurists, suckaz.