Follow-up: Police arrest men who claimed to find buried treasure
Ah-HAH! Themz bastardz from METHUEN (lizz-augh) got straight up snipped by their own clips when they tried go 15 minnies on us. They ganked some ancient benjies from a barn and played it off fo’ real.
So *nstead of funding their super-gay band and midget-porn studio, they’ll be rockin’ CB 97 in some P-’em-I-T-A prison, which probly aint’ much diff’rent from their stoopid ev’ryday roofin’ shiz. No doubt.
Whorehouse Days events banned from city buildings
What a shame. What a mutha-$%#%in’ shame.
Birds May Be Behind Exploding German Toads
I &%#@in’ told y’all. “Nah, C4, it wudn’t no birds.”
Eat it, bitchez!
