Unless you live in a hole in the ground 500 miles below the Earth’s surface, you’ll know it’s the 13th Anniversary of the Los Angeles Riots.

Sparked by Rodney King’s trial outcome (four cops acquitted of beating the shit out of him), the riots raged through South Central, Central, South, and Mid-Central Los Angeles.

Some of the best rioting action ever came from it, and we should all honor it’s ridiculousness.

Video coverage and so much more from the L.A. Times

APRIL 29, 1992 lyrics

Washington Post fondly remembers

Lessons in Command and Control from the military

See how LA’s style compares to other riot styles

Jallow’s bulletin

See how L.A. compares to other riot styles

“Happy #%@$in’ Arbor Day”

Follow-up: Police arrest men who claimed to find buried treasure

Ah-HAH! Themz bastardz from METHUEN (lizz-augh) got straight up snipped by their own clips when they tried go 15 minnies on us. They ganked some ancient benjies from a barn and played it off fo’ real.

So *nstead of funding their super-gay band and midget-porn studio, they’ll be rockin’ CB 97 in some P-’em-I-T-A prison, which probly aint’ much diff’rent from their stoopid ev’ryday roofin’ shiz. No doubt.

Whorehouse Days events banned from city buildings

What a shame. What a mutha-$%#%in’ shame.

Birds May Be Behind Exploding German Toads

I &%#@in’ told y’all. “Nah, C4, it wudn’t no birds.”
Eat it, bitchez!

…and what did I find? The tastiest treats. Happy Friday.