FEMA’s inspectors included criminals
FEMA has always been the shadiest agency of our government. X-Files, bees, and all that. They write the check whenever anything from snowstorms to hurricanes destroys our sweet nation, and they send swarms of agents out to manage the sitchez.
The problem is, FEMA hires a lot of ex-cons. They basically have license to throw money around and control entire cities during a disaster, like 9/11 for example. Guess who was in charge of doling out the money for the Pentagon. Yep, that guy to the right. Who says convicted child rapists don’t know how to assess property damage?
More Girls Try Taking Steroids to Tone Up
Girls! Girls! Girls!
What are you thinking??
Look at what happens! ——>
Peruvian virgin turns down $1.5 million
This is bullcrap. I sold all those freaking candy bars door-to-door, and she decides to cancel the whole deal? Oh well, I’m now I can blow all of my hard-earned cash on a solid gold Chone Figgins statue.
Wisconsin Update: Man Froze Mother’s Corpse; Collected Her Social Security Checks
This tragic set of events marks the third such cat-smears-mom’s-blood, mom-croaks, dude-puts-mom-in-block-of-ice, dude-fights-boy, dude-shoots-neighbor, stands-off-with-SWAT, gives-up-peacefully incident in the Cheese State so far in 2005. What the hell is going on up there?
Black college student charged with racist threats
Yep.
Someone’s fat clogs city water lines
And you thought your cholesterol was bad?
Craphonso got drafted by the Kansas City Chiefs in the 4th round with the 116th overall pick, as I called back here.
