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Boston University Finds Female Orgasm

The team of researchers claim that while partying on the BU campus, they stumbled upon the Eff-O living in a cardboard box behind a dumpster. The Eff-O went into hiding in 1973, saying that fashion and music during the ’70s and ’80s made it impossible to live a public life.

Max Weinberg says vintage car dealer sold him $93K lemon

The dealer of the car says that the 1978 Chevrolet El Camino can go 250 mph and is worth every penny of its $93,000 price tag. Weinberg disputes the dealer’s claim, saying the car can only reach 230 mph, which is not nearly fast enough to escape the “angry flying monkeys”. O… k….

Long-lasting gel blocks herpes

What does this mean for the average herpes-infested consumer? Nothing.

Private school pleads guilty to failing to report hilarious sexual abuse

The world-famous Groton School has to pay a whopping $1,250 for its attempt to cover up a bizarre sex abuse case between students. There is talk of several more uncovered sex abuses that have occurred at the school, including one involving a member of the class of 1997 and a piece of cheese.

A spokesman for the alma mater of presidental adviser, McGeorge Bundy, says that this is the most embarassing ordeal the school has experienced since becoming the alma mater for McGeorge Bundy.