Sox beat Yanks 8-5, Sheffield Fights Fan
Other than Schilling taking the loss in his season debut, this series has been pretty fun. The brilliant home opener, roughing up Randy Johnson, watching AIDS-Rod go 2-14 or something horrible. Who could ask for anything more? Toyota!

Boston Globe’s report
Oops: Drunk dude pulls pants down, waddles around, falls off balcony, gets impaled on fence
Definitely way up there on the list of most embarassing ways to die, just below getting eaten in a park by a swarm of geese. Hm, I’ll be drinking on the 7th floor or so of some building on Saturday. Wish me luck.
Michael Vick’s “Ron Mexico” jerseys banned by NFL Shop
Who is Ron Mexico? Why is his name banned by the NFL Shop? Because recently, the NFL’s biatch, Michael Vick, was slapped with a lawsuit for knowingly transmitting gential herpes to a gal back in 2003. Vick used the alias “Ron Mexico” for STD tests, secrecy which is now a moot point. Here’s the embarassing Smoking Gun article.

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