Hit up the Mo-del and ganked a glass from Common Ground

Saw an interracial midget couple on the T

Heard about a dude wackin’ it near us on the same T ride. Ehhgghhh

Walked around Faneuil Hall, the Common, and the waterfront on a perfect day

Took Monday off and pigged out while the Sox whooped the Yanks and got their rings.

Got accosted by seven different homeless dudes

Ate @ DeVille @ King’s, then watched Tiger win

Went to the Top of the Hub for drizanks.

Watched some lady talk to herself in the freezer section of Shaw’s for over 10 minutes

And so much more I don’t remember

…and I get my retro on Thursday…

Microsoft Suits Accuse 8 of Selling Fake Software

From the Irony Files: after decades of making trillions of bucks off of other people’s software and their own worthless code, Macrosoft is going for some more little-guy jugular, in hopes of ending any future threat of anyone tapping into their colossal profit.

Microsoft plans to unveil their own replacements for the fake software next year, telling investors that several new program suites designed to “cost a ton and jack up your computer” will carry the behemoth through the end of the decade.

Update: If you’re reading this, Microsoft attack robots have captured and killed me.

Outlaw Blows Self Up While Fishing With Dynamite

I think ESPN should really look into covering Albanian Dynamite Fishing. I know I’d watch. Besides, if i have to watch one more tubby jackass with a goatee and sunglasses play poker, I’m going to go dynamite fishing at the WSOP.

Sox/Yanks Ignore Dumb ‘Handshake Project’

The Sox kicked the crap out of the Yankers yesterday in possibly the best day of baseball in Boston history. Why mess with a good thing?

Judge Tells Andy Rooney To Shut Up

Can we just go ahead and make it a law?

“I’m cleaning the floor, my beat is correct”