Airline Provides “Mile-High” Service
Ah, flying will be worthwhile once again.
Thanks to the perverts from San Antonio Air, you and a lady friend can join the mile high club in style.
The only problem is, the mattress is located right behind the pilot, and if I know one thing airline pilots, it’s that they’ll be trying to cop peeks the whole time.
For an extra fee, a stewardess will join in, and if you purchase the “Livin’ on the Edge” package, the pilot will leave the flying to an unexperienced stewardess while he joins you. Rawk.
Is it just me or will this either be the greatest or most evil technology ever invented? I’m going with most evil.
Someone Yells “Freebird!” At Concert!
It happens across the globe over 1,000 times a day. I’ve personally done it three times this week. Yet someone at the illustrious Wall Street Journal thinks it’s newsworthy. I smell a layoff.
Restaurant blown apart by roach bombs
In Australia, “roaches” are actually kittens.
I always feared what would happen if someone started to play Free Bird every time someone yelled it.. because inevitably people would yell another song and what if that song was far worse and then they started playing that??
Just remember that i said this when you hear someone yelling “Dancing Queen”
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — April 8, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
I knew guy who got stabbed for yelling “Freebird” at a Yanni concert
Comment by chris — April 8, 2005 @ 1:53 pm
really, well i stabbed him.. he had it coming..it had nothing to do with him yelling freebird though… a Yanni Concert is no place for a man to discuss his large schiessenporn collection.
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — April 8, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
actually, i saw something on A&E about how there’s a group of scheissenporn producers that are such big Yanni fans that they always play his music in the background of their films.
it’s a nice touch.
Comment by chris — April 8, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Yeah see there is a rift between Yanni Fans who feel his divine craft should not be associated with Scheissenporn.. It would be like associating Broken Social Scene with JR jerking off to goat porn.. it would be very unfortunate at best and eye-gougingly disturbing at worst.
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — April 8, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
I bet the number of goats owned by Yanni fans is out of this world.
Comment by chris — April 8, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Goats are to Yanni Tours as VW Vans were to dead tours, just with more dirty hippie sex
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — April 8, 2005 @ 3:42 pm
There were a lot of people (20-30) arrested for sex with goats in VW Vans at the Phish farewell shows.
crazy Vermont.
Comment by chris — April 8, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
That was not a phish show.. that was just a normal town fair
Comment by SnackMaster 3K — April 8, 2005 @ 4:01 pm