“Revenge is served cold, but justice is hot”
April 8, 2005
Friday 
Airline Provides “Mile-High” Service
Ah, flying will be worthwhile once again.
Thanks to the perverts from San Antonio Air, you and a lady friend can join the mile high club in style.
The only problem is, the mattress is located right behind the pilot, and if I know one thing airline pilots, it’s that they’ll be trying to cop peeks the whole time.
For an extra fee, a stewardess will join in, and if you purchase the “Livin’ on the Edge” package, the pilot will leave the flying to an unexperienced stewardess while he joins you. Rawk.
Is it just me or will this either be the greatest or most evil technology ever invented? I’m going with most evil.
Someone Yells “Freebird!” At Concert!
It happens across the globe over 1,000 times a day. I’ve personally done it three times this week. Yet someone at the illustrious Wall Street Journal thinks it’s newsworthy. I smell a layoff.
Restaurant blown apart by roach bombs
In Australia, “roaches” are actually kittens.
