Rapper C-Murder to change his stage name
“I am not a murderer.”
Despite currently serving time for a 2002 murder conviction, Master P’s brother is still capable of living in blind denial.
He doesn’t quite understand that the daily shower reamings, stints in the hole, and the countless wasted hours stem from the fact that he’s murdered a teenager, and not just from an unfortunate run of bad luck.
He’ll figure it out by his 40th year in prison, when he realizes he should’ve never changed his name from C-Murder, because now I’m changing my name to C-Murder before someone else does. Holla!
Students Surfing Net for Textbook Deals
NO SH!T, SHERLOCK. That’s why we started Textbucks three years ago. This all makes me very, very sick.
Wisconsin Student To Return For 12th Year
It’s not funny, it’s very, very, very sad. Stop clapping!
Former Thief Claims Company Stole Idea For TV Show About Stealing
Front-runner for 2005 Most Irony of the Year Award
‘Star Wars’ fans wait at wrong theater
Anyone waiting to see a Star Wars movie is waiting at the wrong theater.


Ahhhh, the last day of surfing the internet on the job…I’ll truely miss wasting company time on your site…
Comment by Dirty Sanchez — April 7, 2005 @ 2:41 pm
RIP, homey
Comment by chris — April 7, 2005 @ 3:19 pm