Backlash over gay bishop’s Jesus remarks

Gay bishops are a wacky bunch. They’re always flim-flamming around and talking about how Jesus was gay, too.

Something tells me Mel Gibson is going to make “The Passion 2″ where he will, as Jesus, reveal both of their homosexualities.

Britney & Dude To Star In Reality TV Series

I don’t care. I do care about this though:
Official Britney Spears Pregnancy Watch

First Foxyboxer To Die Ever! (mit video)

Just when you thought there was no danger involved in foxyboxing whatsoever, someone up and gets killed in the ring.

Foxyboxing would be so much more exciting, however, if someone died during or after every match. Possibly by the loser being fed to a giant crocodile.

Oldest Porn In History Discovered

Germans have been perverts longer than anyone. 7200-year-old Deutsche scheissenporn was unearthed yesterday in a rural village. Present-day scheissenporn producers who were interviewed are worried that the ancient porn is actually better than today’s version, hinting that new scheissenporn innovations are on the way.

“Official site of the Phillies being eliminated by June”

I will attempt to donate my winnings to a ticket to Bloc Party’s show tonight, unless someone donates a ticket to me. Hiester, you should be hunting for a plane ticket to claim your 1st place prize here in Allston.

Thanks to everyone for being in the pool this year, it was a tight race the whole way. Good luck next year, and just a quick tip: Georgia is going to win it all.