Saddam Hussein Escapes Confinement In Iraq

Saddam Hussein, the deposed dictator of Iraq, who was being held in Baghdad awaiting his war crimes trial, escaped his cell, which was under Iraqi supervision, early Friday.

Now that he’s back on the loose, I think there should be a duel to the death between him and Osama bin Laden to determine who is the Most Wanted Man in the World.

It should be similar to a monkey knife fight, except the contestants are worth billions internationally, have controlled millions of lives, and are good at crossword puzzles.

Study: Most Online Predators Already In Relationships

Trying to shed more light on the psyche of the cyber-prowler, the study analyzed the circumstances of the predation and found that the sketchy bastards have, in many cases, girlfriends.

Various law enforcement agencies provided thousands of hours of data collected by officers who frequent kiddie porn sites, teen chat rooms, and pre-teen messageboards. All in the name of justice.

Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing

Finally someone carried out the mission. It had been a grueling 17 months during which people have tried to cover Pat Buchanan in everything from KY Jelly to super glue, all failing until now.

Agent 73: You are awarded 10 points

Survey: Chinese Yearn To Marry Foreigners

All of those times I’ve planned on moving to a third world country with $1,000 in my pocket and live like a king for a few years, I didn’t realize that China could be included on that list. 这里我来, 母狗!