Monthly Archives: March 2005

Can Even Sleep While Standing

Goose Gossett

Tuesday

Kobe Bryant Settles Civil Suit

For many American men, the phrase “settle down” means settling out of court. Brothas with nasty game are no exception.

I imagine the parties that the accuser chick throws are pretty awkward. If you were hooking up with her, you’d have to sarcastically whisper, “You’re not going to press charges are you?”

No Lie: Dude shoots girlfriend in the groin during ‘bizarre bedroom activities’

In which
of the following cities did this occur?

A. Walla Walla, WA
B. Pittsburgh, PA
C. Saskatoon, SK
D. New York, NY

Beauty Pageant to Choose Miss HIV

Beauty pageants are all about lust. And, how much can you possibly lust after these gals? Whatever, it brings awareness to the cause or something, yada yada…

30% of Philippines doesn’t understand sex

Does this mean more mutant children? Cause I can’t stand that last one.

“Dustin Hoffman’s even drunker than Babs”

Snow at Epcot? Nah

shoulda thought of snow before now