The Hova-Bator Jay-Z’s custom-designed ostrich egg incubator

The unbelievable truth behind Overstock.com’s weird ad campaign.

Beautifully in-depth breakdown of Kevin Arnold’s girls

University of Nigeria’s proud alumni want you to become a part of the tradition.

The National Organizations for Lesbians of Size is having their annual conference at the Newark Airport Marriott from July 15-17, 2005. Be sure to bring your enormous edible panties.

I love me some Sloppy Joe’s, but I doubt I’ll go near those:
Vegetarian SJ’s | Turkey SJ’s | Asian SJ’s | Raccoon SJ’s

Johnnie Cochran, best lawyer ever, dies at 67

R.I.P.

Racking up major points for deathpool participants yesterday, Johnnie “Mountain Man” Cochran peaced TFO at his L.A. home because of some crazy brain tumor.

He was the Big Pimp on the Dream Team, making Bob Shapiro, F. Lee Bailey, and Barry Scheck look like Larry, Curly, and Schemp.

But we all remember him for the landmark case against TGI Friday’s Restaurants, in which his defendants won a $36 million settlement after the chain’s management admitted knowingly replacing chocolate with cheaper, Alabama topsoil in their “Cup of Dirt” childrens’ dessert.

Yeehaw! First Cousins Get Married in Maryland

May all cousin-love jokes involving Kentucky and Oklahoma be forever diverted to Maryland. Freaks. Freaks. Freaks. Freaks. Freaks. Freaks. Freaks.

Tractor driver suffocates under pile of manure

Yep, still one of the worst ways to die:

5. Having your heart pulled out
4. Falling off of Gotham Cathedral
3. Drowning in manure
2. Being lowered into boiling liquid steel
1. Being starved to death while millions watch

“Official site of Bloc Party’s hype machine”