Kyrgyzstan undergoes revolution, fur coats stolen
The government’s transfer of power to the Kyrgyz people is in full swing, with massive rioting and looting happening as I type this.
The oppressive leadership has been tossed, and most of their possessions now belong to hobos and children.
Despite the country’s power structure being completely toppled and thrust into chaos, the group hit hardest by the revolution has been the fur industry. With nearly every retailer ransacked of their furry wares, the industry forecasts a difficult spring season ahead, with little hopes of the coats being returned in perfect condition.
“всосите мои шарики!”, says a former furtrader.
Officer downloads driver’s nude photos off phone
Then his partner called her home to ask her out. And she barely speaks English. Does that make them the most desperate people on earth? No, but taking a job as a Houston cop does, though.
UConn close to creating human embryonic cells
Too bad they couldn’t clone Okafor, Gordon, Ray Allen, and Donyell Marshall in time for the tourney. If they try to clone Villanueva or Boone, I say we declare war on Connecticut.
Man smuggles own art into MoMA
Very cool. Don’t click on the CNN link, peep the Wooster Collective page below. Next time I go to the MFA, I’m going to stack as many trashcans as I can find in one spot until someone stops me. Then point up to the ceiling, yell “look!”, and run away.
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