Teens ’shocked’ by alcohol dolls
I definitely want one of these for my birthday.
Imagine all the pranks you could pull with a robotic crack baby. You could have it crawl out of a garbage can on a busy street. You could pretend it was having a seizure at McDonald’s. You could even smuggle crack in it.
The possibilities of robocrackbaby fun are limitless.
What a wonderful world.
‘Queer Eye’ Gives Red Sox Makeover
Well, instead of taking being Champions like professionals, the Sox are now starting to truly whore themselves out, and the season hasn’t even started yet.
If Carson’s going to make Varitek wear a tight pink cardigan, I say he should have to face a Schilling fastball. With no helmet.
Quincy Man Found Napping in Car With Holdup Note
It’s bad enough to be a stupid meth-addicted robber, but a narcoleptic as well? Time to hit up Monster for a better job.
The Red Sox are teaching queer guys how to spit???!!!!????
Comment by Lt. Dangle — March 16, 2005 @ 2:14 pm
AAAARRGGGHHH
Comment by chris — March 16, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Twice as good as baby smokes-a-lot.
Comment by sanchez — March 16, 2005 @ 3:25 pm