Landlord doubts BC hoopster Watson’s account of raid
It appears that homes is trying to pass off the damage to his apartment during his party as a raid by masked men.
Well, first, they were masked. Then they were black. Then they were Cape Verdean. Then they were Hispanic.
Or maybe four separate gangs broke in, each of the respective ancestries. I think the masked ones were Swedish.
Wisconsin attorney accidentally sues himself
This is way better than that one guy who bit his dog. What would we do without the comic relief and occasional accomplishments provided by lawyers? Watch, I’ll probably get sued for even saying that.
Typing error causes nuclear scare
Is there a difference between Nevada and Sudan anyway? They both have deserts, casinos, and genocide going on. You tell me.
‘Wedgie’ added to Webster’s dictionary
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Blast From the Past (2002):
BU students stabbed with bottles and axe
At 38 Linden, roughly 50 feet from our famous 59. Cops suspected gang activity, but I’ve seen packs of fratboys and hipsters wander the street with axes, too.
